Feeling down?

Found this while surfing the net. It's actually a joke but I think it's a pretty cool thought that one can live by.

"If whenever you feel small, useless, offended and depressed, always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm out of hundreds of millions..."

Why it's ok to slack once in a while...

This is actually an old joke but having nothing better to do, I decide to post it.
This is a sort of "mathematical" proof. Of what you ask? Just read the conclusion after you've seen the proof.

We all know that "Knowledge is power." In equation form, this is simply,

Knowledge = Power. (1)

Now, Power = Work/Time. Substituting this in equation (1) gives us:

Knowledge = Work/Time.

Rearranging gives us:

Time = Work/Knowledge.

We know that "Time is gold" and "Gold is Money." This means that:

Money = Work/Knowledge.

Now getting the limit of the right side:

Money = lim (Work/Knowledge)

This means that as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity.

In simple terms?

Why work hard when you still don't get enough pay?